The ultimatum's a ridiculous joke

I'm gonna pick the option that allows me to smoke

But I'm alright


My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of

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Anonymous said: i have been watching you for a while and was wondering how you and Zoe can be such good friends and never fight?


We have chats about things but we don’t fight. Maybe because we’re in our 20’s or maybe just because we resolve things peacefully but we don’t really have ‘fights’. I think we both realise there is no point and we have a main common goal which is to love each other <3 xxx


Matt! XD


Matt! XD

Youtuber Introductions

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likeliterallyno said: Thank you Louise but I accidentally sent a text to my best friend talking about how I could handle his willy and i'm hanging out with him this week and i don't know what to do I don't know why I even texted that I don't even liker him that much I tried sending it to my other friend


Oh wow. That’s awks.

If I’d have done it I would just be really honest and be like, ‘errr so I meant to send that to a friend because I was just kinda perving on you a bit. I’m really sorry. I don’t actually want to touch your willy (unless you do in which case you might wanna have a different conversation entirely) annnnndddd let’s never speak of this ever again or I’ll die of embarrassment’. 

Good luck! Stop sending texts about willys! xxx

laurenjenniferx said: A guy I know and really like.. Well liked... Has practically ruined my self esteem, what should I do?


Repeatedly tell yourself -







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graduation speech

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when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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so today i typed in gnarly in urban dictionary and i scrolled down and found this IM CRYING xD


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